Check out the Punatorium Merchandise Shop! Help support the costs to keep this website up and get some sweet pun swag in the process.

Visit our shop
Image Image

Milk

David

A passerby just tossed an empty milk carton at me. How dairy?!

Share :

Bee

23 August 2021

What kind of bees make milk? Boobees.

Cheese

21 July 2020

I try to make cheesy puns, but everyone I know is laughtose intolerant.

Cow

24 May 2019

A cow that can't produce milk is an udder failure.

Image