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What kind of bees make milk? Boobees.
I try to make cheesy puns, but everyone I know is laughtose intolerant.
A passerby just tossed an empty milk carton at me. How dairy?!
A cow that can't produce milk is an udder failure.
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving?
They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving? They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!