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A passerby just tossed an empty milk carton at me. How dairy?!
What's a cow's least favorite material for building homes with? Cottage cheese.
I always had issues shredding cheese. However, I have grater problems to deal with.
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving?
They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving? They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!