Where does captain hook buy his replacement hooks? At the second hand store.
"Mulan! How many enemies are on that ridge?"
"I'm not sure... about a hun-dred?"
"Walt, which part of your leg is hurting?" Walt points to left kneecap "Dis knee."
What do you say to someone trying to enter the Beast's castle? Ring the door, Belle.
What did Ariel's father say when he was convincing people to do stuff? Try-tons.
How can the Little Mermaid avoid all her problems under the sea? Go aerial.
Who was Jasmine attracted to? A-lad-in trouble.
What is Simba's favorite musical genre? Pride rock.
What's The Lion King full of? Simba-lism.
Why does Simba never order delivery? It's easier to eat whatever is lion around.
You think Geppetto can tell if Pinocchio is lying? Oh, he nose.
Why did Pumba like Simba so much? Simba was his mane man.