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If you hand someone mice as an accolade you are giving them preys.
"Mulan! How many enemies are on that ridge?"
"I'm not sure... about a hun-dred?"
"Walt, which part of your leg is hurting?" Walt points to left kneecap "Dis knee."
What do you say to someone trying to enter the Beast's castle? Ring the door, Belle.
What did Ariel's father say when he was convincing people to do stuff? Try-tons.
How can the Little Mermaid avoid all her problems under the sea? Go aerial.
Who was Jasmine attracted to? A-lad-in trouble.
What is Simba's favorite musical genre? Pride rock.
What's The Lion King full of? Simba-lism.
What does Sully write with? Monster's Ink.
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving?
They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving? They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!