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Captain Hook

David

Where does captain hook buy his replacement hooks?  At the second hand store.

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Peter Pan

David

What kind of cake does Peter Pan eat for his birthday? A Pan-cake.

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Mulan

David

"Mulan! How many enemies are on that ridge?"

"I'm not sure... about a hun-dred?"

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Walt Disney

David

"Walt, which part of your leg is hurting?" Walt points to left kneecap "Dis knee."

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Castles

David

What do you say to someone trying to enter the Beast's castle? Ring the door, Belle.

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Ariel's Father

David

What did Ariel's father say when he was convincing people to do stuff? Try-tons.

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Under the Sea

David

How can the Little Mermaid avoid all her problems under the sea? Go aerial.

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A whole new world

David

Who was Jasmine attracted to? A-lad-in trouble.

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Music Genre

David

What is Simba's favorite musical genre? Pride rock.

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Simba #3

David

What's The Lion King full of? Simba-lism.

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Captain Hook

David

Where does captain hook buy his replacement hooks?  At the second hand store.

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Peter Pan

David

What kind of cake does Peter Pan eat for his birthday? A Pan-cake.

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Mulan

David

"Mulan! How many enemies are on that ridge?"

"I'm not sure... about a hun-dred?"

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Walt Disney

David

"Walt, which part of your leg is hurting?" Walt points to left kneecap "Dis knee."

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Castles

David

What do you say to someone trying to enter the Beast's castle? Ring the door, Belle.

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Ariel's Father

David

What did Ariel's father say when he was convincing people to do stuff? Try-tons.

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Under the Sea

David

How can the Little Mermaid avoid all her problems under the sea? Go aerial.

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A whole new world

David

Who was Jasmine attracted to? A-lad-in trouble.

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Music Genre

David

What is Simba's favorite musical genre? Pride rock.

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Simba #3

David

What's The Lion King full of? Simba-lism.

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