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Why do cats like bread? So they can loaf around the house.
Why can't dogs get MRIs? Only CAT scan!
Why can't lions ever be humble? They don't want to swallow their pride.
Why are cats so good at baking? They are natural whiskers.
Why does nobody believe lazy cats? Because they're liars.
We shaved the cat yesterday. He's fur-ious.
The cat made me sign the contract in blood. The proof is in the second claws! Should have read the tail end before hand.
The cat didn't feel well after falling from the window. She's feline down.
The animal meowed for hours on end. It cat talk any other way.
The crowd was confused by what the cat was doing. The cat then pawsed to explain it.
A girl's cat kidnapped her. It just whisker away.
What do you call a pile of cats? A meowton.