People with celiac disease that eat bread are really gluten for punishment.
If you knead dough, you could get a job as a baker.
A friend was pulling around a loaf of bread on a leash. "Nice dog!" I exclaimed. "Thanks", said my friend "It's a pure-bread."
I went to the zoo and saw an area with a bunch of loaves of bread in it. A sign above read "Bread in captivity."
Why is bread so lazy? It just loafs around.
Becoming gluten free is really going against the grain. No more gluten means it's a wrap on sandwiches. Pasta la vista gluten. At yeast you can still eat brown rice dough.