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I used to be very good with Microsoft Office. My skills Excel others'. I had a great Outlook on my skills until you stole it. I'll get it back though, you have my Word.

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Browsers

David 19 Jan 2017

The best part about being a Web Browser is all the free cookies.

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Booleans

David 19 Jan 2017

The best thing about Booleans is that even if you're wrong, you're only off by a bit.

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Pun Storage

David 13 Jun 2020

I store all my dad jokes in a dad-a-base.

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Computers

David 11 Jun 2020

What does a newborn computer call its father? Data.

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ATMs

David 3 Jun 2020

If time is money, aren't ATMs time machines?

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Keyboards

David 26 May 2020

I got fired from my job at the keyboard factory. I wasn't putting in enough shifts.

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Trees

David 22 May 2020

How do trees get on the internet? They log on.

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Pub

David 10 Apr 2017

My computer has an interstellar pub, it's a space bar.

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C++

David 25 Mar 2017

Why did C++ reject C's proposal for going on a date? C has no class.

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Microsoft Office

David 14 Feb 2017

I used to be very good with Microsoft Office. My skills Excel others'. I had a great Outlook on my skills until you stole it. I'll get it back though, you have my Word.

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Browsers

David 19 Jan 2017

The best part about being a Web Browser is all the free cookies.

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Booleans

David 19 Jan 2017

The best thing about Booleans is that even if you're wrong, you're only off by a bit.

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Pilgrims

David 28 November 2019

Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving?

They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!

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Pilgrims

David 28 November 2019

Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving? They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!

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Pilgrims

David 28 November 2019

Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving? They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!

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Pilgrims

David 28 November 2019

Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving?

They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!

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Pilgrims

David 28 November 2019

Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving? They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!

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Pilgrims

David 28 November 2019

Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving? They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!

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Pun Storage

Computers

ATMs

Keyboards

Trees

Pub

C++

Microsoft Office

Browsers

Booleans

Pun Storage

Computers

ATMs

Keyboards

Trees

Pub

C++

Microsoft Office

Browsers

Booleans

Pilgrims

Pilgrims

Pilgrims

Punatorium Merch

Hot Dog in a Hot Dog costume T-Shirt

My foot smells a smelly foot T-Shirt

Queen Royal Flush Poker T-Shirt

Battery AA Meeting

Box of batteries, free of charge

Raindrops wearing bowties - Rainbow