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Pregnant women are the only real body builders.
A librarian was helping a pregnant lady check out books. The librarian asked the pregnant lady when she was due. The pregnant lady said that her baby doesn't belong to the library.
My friends didn’t understand my reaction when I declined going to a baby shower. It’s because I only use full size showers.