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Pregnant women are the only real body builders.
What does a newborn computer call its father? Data.
My friends didn’t understand my reaction when I declined going to a baby shower. It’s because I only use full size showers.
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving?
They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving? They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!