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I make a lot of dad jokes but not being a parent it's a real faux pa.
I try to make cheesy puns, but everyone I know is laughtose intolerant.
My physicist friend always tells inappropriate jokes about the 5th dimension. It's never the time or place.
Telling bad puns is how eye roll.
I tried to tell a joke about separating your garbage, but they heard it before. The joke was recycled.
Telling jokes on an elevator is humor on different levels.
Poop jokes aren't my favorite, but they are a solid number 2.
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving?
They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving? They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!