I used to work as a nighttime sniper. My job was nice, but knowing how it would all turn out was always a shot in the dark.
What do you call a cow that's been shot? Holy cow!
People who don't get flu shots make me sick.
When you have a cold, getting the flu shot won't work compared to getting antibiotics. Guns aren't effective against the flu."
Image: Picture of a phone screen, with a bullet from a gun sticking through it. A literal screenshot.
I was asked if I wanted to try firing a shotgun. I guess I'll give it a shot.