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Steak Puns

David

Good puns about steaks are a rare medium well done.

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Cows

27 August 2021

What do you call a mean cow with a twitch? Beef jerky.

Beef

17 September 2020

Where does ground beef go to dance? The meatball!

Steaks

22 March 2020

Why don't they eat steaks on Star Wars? It's always Chewie.

Steak v2

31 May 2017

For real though, with out steak, I'd have a cow.

Steak

31 May 2017

I really wanted a rare steak, but the waiter said he couldn't find a steak made of unicorn.

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