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Good puns about steaks are a rare medium well done.
What do you call a mean cow with a twitch? Beef jerky.
Where does ground beef go to dance? The meatball!
Why don't they eat steaks on Star Wars? It's always Chewie.
For real though, with out steak, I'd have a cow.
I really wanted a rare steak, but the waiter said he couldn't find a steak made of unicorn.