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Steak Puns


Good puns about steaks are a rare medium well done.

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27 August 2021

What do you call a mean cow with a twitch? Beef jerky.


17 September 2020

Where does ground beef go to dance? The meatball!


22 March 2020

Why don't they eat steaks on Star Wars? It's always Chewie.

Steak v2

31 May 2017

For real though, with out steak, I'd have a cow.


31 May 2017

I really wanted a rare steak, but the waiter said he couldn't find a steak made of unicorn.