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I really wanted a rare steak, but the waiter said he couldn't find a steak made of unicorn.
What do you call a mean cow with a twitch? Beef jerky.
Good puns about steaks are a rare medium well done.
Where does ground beef go to dance? The meatball!
Why don't they eat steaks on Star Wars? It's always Chewie.
For real though, with out steak, I'd have a cow.