Cow

9 June 2021

What do you call a cow with a sunburn? Roast beef.

Pork Roast

13 December 2020

When I'm sad, I like to make pork roast. This gives me a shoulder to cry on.

Steaks

22 March 2020

Why don't they eat steaks on Star Wars? It's always Chewie.

Space Rocks

3 July 2018

Why was the space rock tastier than the earth rock? It's a little meatier.