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What do you call a cow with a sunburn? Roast beef.
When I'm sad, I like to make pork roast. This gives me a shoulder to cry on.
Why don't they eat steaks on Star Wars? It's always Chewie.
Why was the space rock tastier than the earth rock? It's a little meatier.