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What did Ariel's father say when he was convincing people to do stuff? Try-tons.
How can the Little Mermaid avoid all her problems under the sea? Go aerial.
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving?
They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving? They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!