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Don't believe everything you see at the Oscars. Everyone is a paid actor.
I got an award for being the best at keeping secrets. I can't tell you how much it means to me.
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving?
They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving? They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!