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How do billboards know what to display? They communicate in sign language.
I got an award for being the best at keeping secrets. I can't tell you how much it means to me.
I couldn't understand the pony. He was a little hoarse.
I didn't think they'd mind that I overcooked their tortilla, but they told me we needed to taco bout it.
The animal meowed for hours on end. It cat talk any other way.
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving?
They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving? They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!