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I saw an improv show the other day starring mimes. The performance and show was spectacular, but that goes without saying.
How do billboards know what to display? They communicate in sign language.
I got in an argument with a mime. He did some unspeakable things.
I got an award for being the best at keeping secrets. I can't tell you how much it means to me.
Why is it a bad thing for people with stutters to go to prison? They can never finish a sentence.
I bought a parrot yesterday. The reason? Speaks for itself!
I couldn't understand the pony. He was a little hoarse.
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving?
They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving? They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!