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I paid the judge a pile of hay to get out of jail. He accepted my bale payment.
Did you hear about the person who left the party early by throwing a package of hay at people? I guess you could say they baled.
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving?
They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving? They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!