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Where does ground beef go to dance? The meatball!
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven? Angel food cake.
My friends didn’t understand my reaction when I declined going to a baby shower. It’s because I only use full size showers.
A radio network operator held a wedding. I heard the reception was amazing.
I always invite the mushroom to the raves I go to. He's a fungi.
Why didn't the skeleton show up to the party? He didn't have the guts.
Did you hear about the person who left the party early by throwing a package of hay at people? I guess you could say they baled.
What did the colonists wear to the Boston Tea Party? Tea-Shirts
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving?
They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving? They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!