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What does a thesaurus eat for breakfast? A synonym roll.
Why did the child start hitting their pancake? They preferred pound cake.
What do you call a waffle lying on a beach in California? Sandy eggo.
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving?
They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving? They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!