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Penguins don't like visiting Great Britain because they're afraid of Wales
Driving a garbage truck means you're a rubbish driver.
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving?
They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving? They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!