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I got a job as a garbage man, but didn't have any training. I picked it up as I went along.
Driving a garbage truck means you're a rubbish driver.
I recharged a battery I found in the garbage. It was re-volting.
I tried to tell a joke about separating your garbage, but they heard it before. The joke was recycled.
I took a picture of a garbage truck but had to delete it. It was too trashy.
What has four wheels and flies? A garbage truck.
If a large garbage can sinks in an ocean, attempting to retrieve it would be considered dumpster diving.
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving?
They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving? They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!