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With all the sales, the inventor of hand sanitizer must really be rubbing it in these days.
This half clogged vacuum cleaner sucks.
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving?
They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving? They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!