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Landlords

David

My landlord constantly complains about feeling inadequate. It must be the complex he has.

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Cookie

David

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because it felt crummy.

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Alligators

David

How do you treat a sick alligator? By giving it gator-aid.

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Ranks

David

What rank do you give someone with a cold? Hanker Chief.

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Corona Virus

David

Making fun of the Corona virus is a sick joke.

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Hand Sanitizer

David

With all the sales, the inventor of hand sanitizer must really be rubbing it in these days.

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Flu shots

David

People who don't get flu shots make me sick.

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Stress

David

The flu can be just as stressful as COVID-19. It's just a different kind of strain.

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Flu shot

David

When you have a cold, getting the flu shot won't work compared to getting antibiotics. Guns aren't effective against the flu."

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Porcupine Flu

David

How do porcupines recover from the flu? NyQuill.

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Landlords

David

My landlord constantly complains about feeling inadequate. It must be the complex he has.

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Cookie

David

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because it felt crummy.

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Alligators

David

How do you treat a sick alligator? By giving it gator-aid.

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Ranks

David

What rank do you give someone with a cold? Hanker Chief.

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Corona Virus

David

Making fun of the Corona virus is a sick joke.

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Hand Sanitizer

David

With all the sales, the inventor of hand sanitizer must really be rubbing it in these days.

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Flu shots

David

People who don't get flu shots make me sick.

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Stress

David

The flu can be just as stressful as COVID-19. It's just a different kind of strain.

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Flu shot

David

When you have a cold, getting the flu shot won't work compared to getting antibiotics. Guns aren't effective against the flu."

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Porcupine Flu

David

How do porcupines recover from the flu? NyQuill.

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