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With all the sales, the inventor of hand sanitizer must really be rubbing it in these days.
My friends didn’t understand my reaction when I declined going to a baby shower. It’s because I only use full size showers.
Why were the thieves putting their stolen cash with their dirty clothes at the laundry cleaners? They thought that's how you launder money.
After a strenuous poop, I was wiped.
This half clogged vacuum cleaner sucks.
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving?
They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving? They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!