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Why can't lions ever be humble? They don't want to swallow their pride.
I don't understand why waiters always want to box my leftovers. I'd rather eat them.
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving?
They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving? They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!