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I don't understand why waiters always want to box my leftovers. I'd rather eat them.
I hire waiters for all of my business meetings. They bring a lot to the table.
I really wanted a rare steak, but the waiter said he couldn't find a steak made of unicorn.
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving?
They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving? They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!