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Swords were cutting edge when they were invented.
My teacher taught us hexagons today. I reported them because they were too edgy.
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving?
They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving? They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!