Check out the Punatorium Merchandise Shop! Help support the costs to keep this website up and get some sweet pun swag in the process.
Swords were cutting edge when they were invented.
Inventing the number zero took no effort. It was nothing.
Shovels were a ground breaking invention!
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving?
They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving? They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!