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Why are triangles always so agreeable? Because you can always see their point.
I made my own potato chips in the shapes of 1, 2, and 3. It required me to crunch the numbers.
I tried using a tower made of squares and triangles to reach the sky, but failed. I was out of shape.
My teacher taught us hexagons today. I reported them because they were too edgy.
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving?
They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving? They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!