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I told my suitcases that there will be no vacation this year. Now I’m dealing with emotional baggage.
What do you call a Roman warrior who is always happy? A gladiator.
Never try to argue with a guitarist. They always strike a chord.
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving?
They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving? They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!