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One day, I was feeling down and my friend said "It could be worse. You could be stuck underground in a hole full of water." I think he meant well.
When I'm sad, I like to make pork roast. This gives me a shoulder to cry on.
My landlord constantly complains about feeling inadequate. It must be the complex he has.
I told my suitcases that there will be no vacation this year. Now I’m dealing with emotional baggage.
Going out of business as a statue artist is really hitting rock bottom.
If someone is unhappy just throw a lamp at them to get them to lighten up.
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving?
They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving? They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!