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My terrible cellphone reception is the worst at home. Bar none.
Inventing the number zero took no effort. It was nothing.
I only give away dead batteries; free of charge that is.
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving?
They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving? They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!