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Dead Batteries

David

I only give away dead batteries; free of charge that is.

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Ghosts

6 October 2020

Why can't ghosts go trick or treating with friends? They have no body to go with.

Skeletons

3 October 2020

Why don't skeletons get annoyed? They are unable to let anything get under their skin.

Tombstone

5 May 2020

What is the kind of news you read from a tombstone? Grave news.

Funerals

14 November 2019

Working in the funeral industry is a dying business.

Dead Toad

13 March 2019

When a toad dies, it croaks.

Murder

20 March 2017

Being murdered is a deadly act.

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