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Dead Batteries


I only give away dead batteries; free of charge that is.

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11 October 2021

What kind of street does a ghost like the best? A dead end.

Soccer Players

16 August 2021

I heard a rumor that Pelé was dead. After looking it up,  he’s still alive and kicking.


6 October 2020

Why can't ghosts go trick or treating with friends? They have no body to go with.


3 October 2020

Why don't skeletons get annoyed? They are unable to let anything get under their skin.


5 May 2020

What is the kind of news you read from a tombstone? Grave news.


14 November 2019

Working in the funeral industry is a dying business.

Dead Toad

13 March 2019

When a toad dies, it croaks.


20 March 2017

Being murdered is a deadly act.