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Home Building

David

I saw an ad that said "Buy one house, get roof free". I guess that means the roof is on the house.

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Guitar

David

Free guitar. Completely free. No strings attached.

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Bees

David

I went bought a dozen bees from a beekeeper. I looked and saw I had 13 bees. Apparently it was a freebee.

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Independence

David

When I moved out into my own apartment, I hung up a copy of the US Constitution. I call it my declaration of independence.

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Dead Batteries

David

I only give away dead batteries; free of charge that is.

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Gluten Free

David

Becoming gluten free is really going against the grain. No more gluten means it's a wrap on sandwiches. Pasta la vista gluten. At yeast you can still eat brown rice dough.

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Home Building

David

I saw an ad that said "Buy one house, get roof free". I guess that means the roof is on the house.

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Guitar

David

Free guitar. Completely free. No strings attached.

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Bees

David

I went bought a dozen bees from a beekeeper. I looked and saw I had 13 bees. Apparently it was a freebee.

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Independence

David

When I moved out into my own apartment, I hung up a copy of the US Constitution. I call it my declaration of independence.

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Dead Batteries

David

I only give away dead batteries; free of charge that is.

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Gluten Free

David

Becoming gluten free is really going against the grain. No more gluten means it's a wrap on sandwiches. Pasta la vista gluten. At yeast you can still eat brown rice dough.

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