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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because it felt crummy.
I tried to go up hill but fell back down. The potential was there but it went down hill.
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving?
They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving? They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!