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What kind of bagels fly? A plain bagel!
Why don't angels ever prepare for anything? They can just wing it.
I tried becoming a pilot, but that never got off the ground.
What has four wheels and flies? A garbage truck.
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving?
They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving? They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!