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Why do bunnies get mad when they're covered in warm blankets? They always become hot cross bunnies.
What happens when a snowman throws a temper tantrum? It has a meltdown.
I put mint in my hot water. It's minty.
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving?
They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving? They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!