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Why do bunnies get mad when they're covered in warm blankets? They always become hot cross bunnies.
When my girlfriend dropped the last of the pizza, I was floored.
I used to be mad at the ground but I forgave them. It is all under me now.
Why were the traveling wanderers always happy? They were nomads.
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving?
They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving? They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!