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I told my dentist that I think I had a toothache. They told me it was all in my head.
They say that no two people see colors the same way. Is color a pigment of your imagination?
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving?
They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving? They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!