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Did you hear about the guy with no arms and his sandwich? He didn't make it.
Don't trust atoms, they make up everything.
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving?
They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving? They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!