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Why do Farmers like dubstep? They love it when the beet drops.
Deja moo, the feeling you've heard that bull before
If you wear cowboy clothes on a farm, are you ranch dressing?
For real though, with out steak, I'd have a cow.
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving?
They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving? They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!