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Why did the female deer need to take out a loan? She wanted a few bucks.
Deja moo, the feeling you've heard that bull before
Sundials can only be used by male children. If female children used them they'd be called daughterdials.
Are ants with male genitalia called uncles?
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving?
They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving? They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!