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If the population of Ireland grew twice it's size, it would be Dublin in size.
I made my own potato chips in the shapes of 1, 2, and 3. It required me to crunch the numbers.
A Roman walks into a bar and holds up 2 fingers and says "I'd like five beers please."
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving?
They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving? They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!