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I made my own potato chips in the shapes of 1, 2, and 3. It required me to crunch the numbers.
A Roman walks into a bar and holds up 2 fingers and says "I'd like five beers please."
Poop jokes aren't my favorite, but they are a solid number 2.
"Mulan! How many enemies are on that ridge?"
"I'm not sure... about a hun-dred?"
Being number 1 is odd.
I ate a pencil once. I digested that sucker the old natural way. Yes, it was in fact a number 2 pencil.
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving?
They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving? They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!