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The baseball stadium announced giving away vaccines with the purchase of a hotdog. Who needs hotdog and a beer when you can have a hotdog and shot?
What do you call a giant ship built out of beer cans? A boose cruise.
A Roman walks into a bar and holds up 2 fingers and says "I'd like five beers please."
If you put root beer in a square glass, does it become beer?
Why do rabbits like drinking beer? It gives them hops.
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving?
They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving? They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!