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What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music? Hip-pop.
What's a balloon's least favorite music genre? Pop music.
I got hit by a can of coke. It didn't hurt, it was a soft drink.
If you put root beer in a square glass, does it become beer?
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving?
They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving? They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!